Unanswered Questions
The internet has responded with questions, including:
- Is this the customer’s test? No. But the customer doesn’t know that, and neither does his wife, and that’s where the magic lives.
- Did the driver think about the other customers? Studies show he did not.
- What will the customer say? Early projections suggest a lot of “I can explain” followed by no explanation at all.
- Was this about the $300 or the principle? Both. Mostly the $300.
Reactions
Relationship experts say the customer now faces three possible outcomes: a brief, confusing argument, a long, confusing argument, or a calm discovery that the windshield wiper is, in fact, not a valid mailbox.
Meanwhile, the driver’s real wife is reportedly aware that her three-month-old surprise has been repurposed as a weapon of tipping justice. Sources say she’s “mostly fine with it” and “wants to know if he at least got a good angle for the photo.”
The Takeaway
The lesson here is simple: tip your delivery driver. Or don’t, and risk having your car decorated with the most ambiguous piece of evidence ever left on a vehicle.
Your food may be cold when it arrives, but the consequences will be piping hot.
