He barely had time to lift his gloves.
Before the crowd could even settle into their seats, YouTuber :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1} was already in survival mode.
The highly anticipated grudge match ended in just 73 seconds.
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He barely had time to lift his gloves.
Before the crowd could even settle into their seats, YouTuber :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1} was already in survival mode.
The highly anticipated grudge match ended in just 73 seconds.
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