The Sunday brunch crowd had arrived right on schedule.
The diner buzzed with conversation.
Coffee cups clinked against saucers.
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The Sunday brunch crowd had arrived right on schedule.
The diner buzzed with conversation.
Coffee cups clinked against saucers.
Row G The first piece of popcorn landed on my shoulder. The second one landed in my hair. By the time the third handful…