PART 2
I unlocked my phone slowly.
Theresa stared at me as though she expected me to call the police.
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PART 2
I unlocked my phone slowly.
Theresa stared at me as though she expected me to call the police.
"My husband's best friend drove our 16-year-old daughter to ballet three times a week. Within a month, she barely spoke to me, stopped eating…