I showered.
Put on a button-down shirt.
Walked into the kitchen.
Opened the cabinet.
And reached automatically for two mugs.
Mine was dark green with a crack near the handle.
Marissa’s was pale gray with a tiny painted bird on one side.
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I showered.
Put on a button-down shirt.
Walked into the kitchen.
Opened the cabinet.
And reached automatically for two mugs.
Mine was dark green with a crack near the handle.
Marissa’s was pale gray with a tiny painted bird on one side.
My mother-in-law was famous for her perfect household, but she never stopped criticizing mine. I had no intention of arguing anymore. I wanted to…