June 3, 2026

My Husband Joked He Wanted a ‘Hot’ Babysitter for Our Kids – So, I Decided to Give Him What He Wanted in a Way He’d Never Forget

I didn’t bring it up the next morning. Or the morning after that.

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But the sentence played on repeat in my head for days.

A week later I slid into the kitchen while he was eating cereal and said, as casually as if I were asking about the weather,

“I’ve been thinking… I’m ready to go back to work. The kids are three now. We should probably start looking for a babysitter.”

His spoon froze halfway to his mouth. His whole face lit up like I’d just handed him a winning lottery ticket.

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“Seriously? That’s great!”

I smiled over my coffee. “We’ll need someone responsible, experienced… and good-looking, right? You were pretty specific about aesthetics.”

He nearly choked on his cereal, then recovered fast, eyes gleaming.

“Leave it to me. I know exactly what we need.”

For the next several days he was on babysitting sites every free second, sending me profiles of twenty-something yoga teachers and “holistic-play specialists” whose photos looked like they belonged on magazine covers. Every message ended with a winking emoji.

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