My name is Theresa, and I am sixty-three years old.
For twelve years, I received exactly $80,000 every year from my daughter.
People told me I was lucky.
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My name is Theresa, and I am sixty-three years old.
For twelve years, I received exactly $80,000 every year from my daughter.
People told me I was lucky.
I had worked with gorillas for almost eighteen years, and I had learned never to assume that an animal would behave the way we…