In the middle of dinner, my husband laughed and told our friends that no one else wanted me, so he married me out of pity. - LesFails

When my husband said it, the entire table fell silent for half a second—just long enough for me to wonder if I had misheard.

Then everyone burst out laughing.

We were sitting in an upscale steakhouse in downtown Denver, the kind with dim amber lighting, leather booths, and a wine list so thick it felt like a hardcover novel. It …
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