“Claire,” Vanessa said sweetly, “you shouldn’t just show up. It’s unhealthy.”
I looked at the sweater, then at her mouth.
“Take that off.”
She laughed. “Excuse me?”
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“Claire,” Vanessa said sweetly, “you shouldn’t just show up. It’s unhealthy.”
I looked at the sweater, then at her mouth.
“Take that off.”
She laughed. “Excuse me?”
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