In the middle of dinner, my husband laughed and told our friends that no one else wanted me, so he married me out of pity. – LesFails
When my husband said it, the entire table fell silent for half a second—just long enough for me to wonder if I had misheard. Then everyone burst out laughing. We were sitting in an upscale steakhouse in downtown Denver, the kind with dim amber lighting, leather booths, and a wine list so thick it felt … Read more