Elena’s fingers tightened on the steering wheel. “Who is this?”
“Someone offering you the last polite warning you’re likely to get.”
The road curved through black pines. In the mirror, the abbey fire turned the horizon into a false dawn.
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Elena’s fingers tightened on the steering wheel. “Who is this?”
“Someone offering you the last polite warning you’re likely to get.”
The road curved through black pines. In the mirror, the abbey fire turned the horizon into a false dawn.
The rain was coming down so hard that night it sounded like the sky had lowered itself onto my roof. When the doorbell rang,…