Wow. You can really hear it. Reporters reportedly rushed out of the room after Trump pooped himself — yes, a loud, wet, bubbly mess — right there in the chair, behind the desk, in front of everyone. And somehow… the lady in green tasted it.

A routine press availability at former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort descended into pandemonium this afternoon when reporters abruptly fled the room mid-sentence.

Multiple attendees described a sudden, unmistakable sound—“wet, bubbly, and unmistakable,” according to one eyewitness—followed by an overpowering odor that swept across the front row within seconds.

“He really did poop himself,” said one departing journalist, …